Giving birth the modern way

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Post 1 by Mlynwei (Last word? Gimmie the first!) on Sunday, 19-Apr-2009 23:29:08

GIVING BIRTH - THE MODERN WAY

A married couple went to the hospital together to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the father. He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favor of it.
The doctor set the knob to 10 percent for starters, explaining that even 10 percent was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before. But as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine, so he asked the doctor to go ahead and bump it up a notch.
The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20 percent pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor checked the husband's blood pressure and pulse and was amazed at how well he was doing. At this, they decided to try for 50 percent.
The husband continued to feel quite well. Since it was obviously helping out is wife considerably, he encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him. The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain. She and her husband were ecstatic.
When they got home, they found the mailman dead on their porch.

Post 2 by SEPTEMBER-TWILIGHT (CAN I TALK? PLEASE?) on Monday, 20-Apr-2009 0:43:04

omfg, omfg, omfg leele! that was great! hahaha

Post 3 by SunshineAndRain (I'm happily married, a mom of two and a fulltime college student.) on Monday, 20-Apr-2009 19:52:27

Wow. Poor mailman!

Post 4 by SingerOfSongs (Heresy and apostasy is how progress is made.) on Monday, 20-Apr-2009 20:04:57

lol that's been posted here before, but still amusing.

Post 5 by Mlynwei (Last word? Gimmie the first!) on Tuesday, 21-Apr-2009 2:54:54

It has? I did a search and couldn't find it anywhere. Oh well...

Post 6 by BryanP22 (Novice theriminist) on Tuesday, 21-Apr-2009 9:54:53

Took me a sec but I got it. Brilliant!

Post 7 by Sword of Sapphire (Whether you agree with my opinion or not, you're still gonna read it!) on Wednesday, 22-Apr-2009 22:09:01

Oh, no! That's so awful! I wonder what the woman's husband thought when they got home.
Wow! That's just so terrible. This will make blood tests obsolete.
Lmaooooooo!

Post 8 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Saturday, 25-Apr-2009 0:20:15

That's funny but sad.

All this and child support too.
Bob

Post 9 by CrazedMidget (Sweet fantacy's really do come in small packages!) on Monday, 27-Apr-2009 18:39:39

hahahahahahahahahaha

Post 10 by Miss Gorgeous (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Friday, 01-May-2009 18:56:05

lol, ok, but how did the mail man die? its crazy

Post 11 by Sword of Sapphire (Whether you agree with my opinion or not, you're still gonna read it!) on Friday, 01-May-2009 23:15:26

Oh, Cassandra, you don't get it?
The machine was to transfer the pain from the mother to the father. So when the wife and her husband had it turned to 100%, the mailman was the father, so he died from the pain.